if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I understand Curling. That high.
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Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
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I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
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