six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
I think i got beer on your cat.
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