Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
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It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
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i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
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