I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
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My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
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Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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