if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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