You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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