I don't usually arrange sex via text message
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Terrible idea I love it
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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