It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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