I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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