if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
worst night to have a conscience
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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