Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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