my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
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i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
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When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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