i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
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