I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
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I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
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Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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