i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
My sheets look like a crime scene.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
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My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
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I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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