I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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