I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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