I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
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I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
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Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Congratulations! We have a period
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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