My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
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Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
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I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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