some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
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You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
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all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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