I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Intervention is following me on twitter.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".