3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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