Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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