Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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