we have officially mastered the walk of shame
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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