i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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