Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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