i just had sex bonerless
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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