She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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