Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
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She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
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Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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