I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
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He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
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I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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