I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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