How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
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They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
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... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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