But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
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You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
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I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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