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Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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