I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
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she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
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HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
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