i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
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I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
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drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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