yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
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Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
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Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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