So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
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apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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