Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
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Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
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She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
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