question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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