Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
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Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
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Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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