Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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