last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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