The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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