woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
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The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
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Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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