Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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