Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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