If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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