You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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