I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
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I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
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I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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