is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
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Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
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