As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
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WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
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I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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