Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
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