4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
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I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
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you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Randomize