Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
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He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
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It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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