Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Randomize
