glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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