so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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