The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Just cropdusted the office
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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